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DRUUUUGS

Sewwy is a nana blog ‘10

http://sewwy.com/ask
http://formspring.me/sewwy

you know what to do.

foreverkatie:

lenifucksalexhard:

ladycock:p0op:teemeatsix:lastsleeplesscity:
xnarcissusx:superbananna:justdeandro:

I wake up in the morning gotta check my tumblr.
Reblog this, like her post, then I go take a shower.
Before I leave check again cause I’m not back till three.
“Oh that’s cute!” “Damn, that’s true.” Still some more to see. 
I’m talking tumblr in the morning.
Blogging in the evening.
Damn I suck at singing. (doo doo doo)
And on tokbox there’s always a show show.
Haters hating on hoes hoes.
Tryin’ to get more people to FOLLOW.

(chorus)
They’ll reblog, but no cred, “Mean Girls” still stuck in my head. 
Horny pervs and naked girls, “Can you please get in my bed?”
Got homework, but that’ll wait, tumblr first then stay up late. Oh.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

I don’t care what you say, why them haters gotta hate?
“Hey watsup?” “Nothing much.” “Damn you’re boring.” “Let’s go fuck.”
Harry Potter, for the win,  sparkling vampires is a sin. Oh.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

And now here on Tumblr we got plenty of girls.
And the guys? They be hot, gay, and bisexual.
Some got pictures, some got stories, some got inspiration. 
Some got talent that should show throughout the entire nation.
I’m talking Alfred and Dennis’ world world.
Pete’s inspiring words words.
Everyone tryin’ to get heard heard. (doo doo doo)
Then there’s Kimmy and his giraffes raffs.
Forget idea? “Save to Drafts drafts.”
Make cool gifs to get more laughs…..

(chorus)

(bridge)
You like my post.
From the other coast.
Why live so far? I wanna know you.
We talk on Aim.
But you’re the same. Think you’ve got game…..
Now if you reblog my post please give me cred….

(chorus) 

It sucks, but I just made it up on the spot. Give me a break.
Parody of KE$HA’S Tik Tok. 

I wasn’t going to reblog this but…

This completely smashed my Tumblr version of Hotel California out of the ballpark

Hook a girl up? Kthx.

futureliv:

for-gallifrey:

futureliv:

for-gallifrey:

http://www.ezibuy.co.nz/Homeware/Kitchen/Eleanor_Tea_For_One/54054.htm

WANT TOO. DAMN YOU EZIBUY BEING IN PAKURANGA. SO FAR AWAY FROM ME

You can order online, bb! I’ve been shopping with Ezibuy online for years and yeaaaaaaars! (Seriously, since it used to be Myer Direct in Australia :| Aka since I was 7ish.)

OMG.OMGOMGOMG. SO SO TEMPTING.

I love Ezibuy’s homewares so much. I think I’ll wait until I get paid though.

LAZARUSSSSSSSS

futureliv:

for-gallifrey:

http://www.ezibuy.co.nz/Homeware/Kitchen/Eleanor_Tea_For_One/54054.htm

WANT TOO. DAMN YOU EZIBUY BEING IN PAKURANGA. SO FAR AWAY FROM ME

You can order online, bb! I’ve been shopping with Ezibuy online for years and yeaaaaaaars! (Seriously, since it used to be Myer Direct in Australia :| Aka since I was 7ish.)